Comment on Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.

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• dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Depends. Did the corpse exhibit signs of motility?

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  • Isa@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes!?

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    • dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sir, please stay where you are. This is the SCP. Remain calm. You will be harmed. Not. Not be harmed.

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      • Isa@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Never heard of the SCP Foundation before … thanks!

        *Stands still as a dead corps*

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