Comment on Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.
Isa@feddit.org 5 months ago
Does petting corpses then, by any chance, start a …
Comment on Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.
Isa@feddit.org 5 months ago
Does petting corpses then, by any chance, start a …
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Depends. Did the corpse exhibit signs of motility?
Isa@feddit.org 5 months ago
Yes!?
dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Sir, please stay where you are. This is the SCP. Remain calm. You will be harmed. Not. Not be harmed.
Isa@feddit.org 5 months ago
Never heard of the SCP Foundation before … thanks!
*Stands still as a dead corps*