Comment on I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shit is also quite dark so…

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  • kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine is green🟢

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    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You should get that checked out It’s supposed to be red

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      • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids… Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.

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• Aux@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not OP, but I have much darker jokes for you. But I’m afraid this whole Lemmy instance will be closed down by authorities if I post any of them.

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  • PoolloverNathan@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Go ahead; .world is getting too big anyway.

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    • Mikina@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • lisquid420@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        can we stop with the dark humor = minority (omg I’m so funny)?

        please? it’s not dark humor, it’s boring.

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  • kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DO IT!

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    • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok, something milder, without any racism or other shit like that, just a happy kids’ song about nuclear war. Here’s rough Google translation of lyrics into English. Great song to sing along in the kindergarden! I mean every kid wishes to be nuked and can’t wait for the moment!

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Something something food something kids.

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