if your house is wooden
- Buy a new house
- Buy a flamethrower
- BURN
- extinguish the fire if possible
- throw a shovel onto a garden chair
Comment on Wasps
Squirrel@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
I’m fine with bugs that don’t bother me. Around my house, I’ve got a ton of red paper wasps. They’re assholes. My mere existence makes me a threat worth stinging. Same for the rest of my family. They can go fuck themselves.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah I am a proponent of wasps but some of the paper wasps can be really mean. I mostly live around mud daubers and the like who are very chill and just hang out in my front yard
Squirrel@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
Oh yeah, I’ve got mud daubers, too. They’re cool; they don’t mess with me, and I don’t mess with them. It’s really just those big, red assholes (and the occasional yellow jacket) that are problematic.