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Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 week agoI once got caught up in a game of dodge the cactus that I mistakenlu thought was “catch” the cactus and proceeded to try to figure out how to get the needles out of both of my hands face and mouth.
I decided on sprite for the ones in my mouth by gargling it.
I once also made homemade root beer let it ferment to long so it was alcoholic and got a bunch of other kids drunk at school. This barely scratches the surface, and doesn’t include the forest fires or all the times hit by trains and boats.
Anyways, yeah a recap of my life would be a wild watch. If you really do have your life flash before your eyes at the end I am gonna need some popcorn for this feature film.
JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Good god man…. Songs should be written about you and performed during a presentation of a statue in your likeness.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 week ago
Honestly I really should just be locked away for everyone and my own safety.
I was one of the original patients that spread swine flu in the US in 2009 after a trip to Mexico. I now have vaccines for everything from yellow fever to typhoid cause I thought I might spread it too.
My stories should probably be in a leather bound book that people argue whether or not it’s allegorical when it says “do not trust the boy who brings back diseased cloth for all his friends”