Everyone knows if you hide it, it becomes highly unstable.
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halykthered@lemmy.ml 4 weeks agoDue to clandestine dildo usage, as opposed to overt dildo usage?
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you suddenly observe it while using it the wave function collapses and you don’t wanna see how that ends.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The dildo being a wave-function basically exists as a sphere of all possible angles and orientations, what’s more, the closer you look at it, the more likely it will teleport into your neighbor’s kitchen.
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Isn’t it cool how many red flags he managed to sneak into that one sentence?
The fact that he used the word “clandestine” makes it sound like he convinced himself she must have a secret dildo she was using to destroy her genitals, because a 13 year old boy told him that’s how vaginas work and he never grew out of it.
It’s really easy to imagine him being the problem. He decides she has a secret horse dildo hidden away somewhere, accuses her of it repeatedly and when she tells him to fuck off, decides she is “cluster b” for having reasonable reactions.
4chan will not help this person.