Comment on When you go to a concert only to have an umbrella block your view
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 10 months agoRip that shit straight out of their hands and toss it to the lower arena. They’ll have no idea who did it because their view was blocked by their umbrella. Don’t have to miss a second of the show.
The poor sobs who got their head smacked with a thrown umbrella wouldn’t know who did it either.
foksmash@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You throw it while open for a comfortable landing. Mary Poppins style.
Researchgrant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Haha I love the kind hearted vandalism
_cerpin_taxt_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly!