@Seagoon_ #whimsy #nonsense 🤪

For historical reasons unimportant here, i have a large number of cheap cotton face-washers in various colours. Prior to today, eight of these were sky-blue coloured. Today however, there's only five that i can find [of that colour]. I am getting so fed up with that blasted backyard #bunyip coming in at night whilst i sleep & helping herself to my linen cupboard. She's only got one warning left now, after which i feed her to the #yowie. I might even give her a bit of light fanging myself on the way thru, just to be going on with. Honestly, tis just beyond the pale; you'd think we mythical creatures would stick together, ffs! What is she, channelling her inner #bowerbird or something? 🤷‍♀️