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raltoid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uppercase poops

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    • ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don’t get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle.

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  • danny@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it doesn’t all happen at once

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something.

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• norawibb@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i blame lack of bidets

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  • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • norawibb@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil

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      • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • QuazarOmega@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Damn, respect for that shitstuff.
      Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too?

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      • RadicalCandour@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake!

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• akippnn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d say it’s more of a revelation to me that sitting on the toilet seat itself for long periods causes hemorrhoids, than hemorrhoids being common in general.

  I’ve been there for an hour a couple of times, I’ve never had it so I would never notice lol. I guess it’s time to avoid it altogether.

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