Handegg: bore
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Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn’t needn’t
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
RunTillYouPuke@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think they are supposed to rhyme.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I tried my best to make them rhyme as closely as possible