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NathanielThomas@lemmy.world 10 months agoMy aunt works for Caritas in Germany. They do seem like they do good work, even if they believe in the whole resurrected vampire man who was birthed by a virgin and impregnated by a dude who flooded the world for fun.
Syrc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait what does Jesus have in common with vampires? I’ve always seen him represented more as a Zombie (?)
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s a reverse-vampire. He makes other people drink his blood.
Syrc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy shit you’re right. And since the Bible was published before 1700, I guess it would be even more accurate to say a vampire is a reverse-Jesus…?
NathanielThomas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re right, zombie