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NathanielThomas@lemmy.world 1 year agoMy aunt works for Caritas in Germany. They do seem like they do good work, even if they believe in the whole resurrected vampire man who was birthed by a virgin and impregnated by a dude who flooded the world for fun.
Syrc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait what does Jesus have in common with vampires? I’ve always seen him represented more as a Zombie (?)
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s a reverse-vampire. He makes other people drink his blood.
Syrc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Holy shit you’re right. And since the Bible was published before 1700, I guess it would be even more accurate to say a vampire is a reverse-Jesus…?
NathanielThomas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re right, zombie