Yuuup. I wanted a hysterectomy. Was told no because my insurance doesn’t cover “elective” hysterectomies. Ok, but it’s not really elective, my periods have become increasingly debilitating and birth control isn’t managing it. Nope, sorry, missing work regularly because of symptoms is totally normal and women just have to deal with it. I ended up getting a bilateral salpingectomy (which is covered electively) because I wanted to make sure pregnancy was really off the table, and they found fibroids. A year and a half later, it’s gotten bad enough that now the stupid hysterectomy is no longer considered elective.

So now my insurance is going to pay for TWO surgeries instead of just the one I originally wanted because some dumbass bean counter decided that’s how it should work. Super cost effective. And I really love having to recover from multiple surgeries, it was really fun the first time, so I can’t wait for a second, worse time. But hey, we can’t possibly trust doctors and patients to know what’s going on more that someone who has never and will never meet either of them!