I misread your sentence about “change” and I started to think of how various sizes of poultry could be used as monetary currency. Like:
It’ll cost you 2 turkeys. You got change for 3 chickens? Here’s a Cornish hen in change. Good luck with your pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You just said a whole turkey is too much
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
And why I want a half turkey. C’mon this isn’t hard.
areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You specifically said you like turkey because it feeds more people, yet a whole turkey is apparently too big and you want half of one. Make up your mind man.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Still going? If you really need it:
HALF Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change