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HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

I did this to a friend, no idea how high up their “weird dinner shit” list this sits.

I was in kindergarten when I got invited over to stay over & the mom served broccoli.

I hate broccoli.

I tried ignoring the broccoli, no dice. I tried telling the mom I was allergic, no dice. I tried trading in the broccoli for more bread, no dice…

Out of options, I begrudgingly ate a piece & knew immediately I couldn’t stomach another, so I did the only logical thing an illogical kindergartner knew to do….

I stuffed the broccoli in the couch cushions…

Yes, I got caught. Their dog sniffed out my stash.

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