you hurt me, you know
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happybadger@hexbear.net 8 months ago
I’m gonna get a PhD and be $100k in debt and change the thing so obscure that nobody else has bothered studying it yet so that in 50 years someone cites the paper in an essay.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
happybadger@hexbear.net 8 months ago
I hurt me when I didn’t study anthropology instead. At least then I’d be poor and could comprehend what I’m reading without googling half the words.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 months ago
I wrote a paper to call someone out on their incorrect work from their early career while they are now in their retirement.
I hope they didn’t see my paper or that they just didn’t care. Sorry mate.
happybadger@hexbear.net 8 months ago
I’m going to pad my H-index score by refuting all of the 19th century science saying that plants grow because ghosts stretch them overnight.