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threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

True, if both the ants and I are naked and get zero prep time, the ants would probably win. But if I have a few minutes to prepare some buckets of soapy water and tuck my pants into my socks, I think I’d have a decent chance.

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littlebluespark@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
What’s becoming more and more clear is that you truly have no grasp of what 30 million ants en masse truly is. 😅🤮

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- essteeyou@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  All you’ve got to do is maintain a little distance from them, and I can easily outrun an ant. Step on the closest 500, take a step back. Repeat forever.
  
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  - littlebluespark@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Thirty.
    
    Million.
    
    The ambulatory physics of that volume is firmly in the fluid dynamics territory, not a mere creepy crawly carpet. 😳
    
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  - name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    I think you need a flamethrower in the scenario…
    
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RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
But what if each each ant had some buckets of soapy water, pants and socks?

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- threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I still fancy my chances. I don’t breathe through my skin.
  
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