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My gf almost never farts. She’s given me a complex about it, i stg. She says she trained herself not to by sheer willpower, and in spite of living together for almost 2 years, I’ve only caught her like twice.

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reflex@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

She says she trained herself not to by sheer willpower

Does she burp a lot instead? Maybe she's pumping it back up the other way. Kind of like how railguns vs blasters work lore-wise in EVE Online:

Consists of two components: a shell of titanium and a core of antimatter atoms suspended in plasma state. Railguns launch the shell directly, while particle blasters pump the plasma into a cyclotron and process the plasma into a bolt that is then fired.

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- girltwink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Omg 😆 that’s a spectacular reference in this context. I miss eve online.
  
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  - reflex@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    
    Omg 😆 that’s a spectacular reference in this context.
    
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Dettweiler42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
The rare farters always release it all in their sleep.

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