I’m just here to do as little as possible while you try to exploit as much value out of me as possible.

The laborers didn’t set these rigged terms, but we’d be fools not to game them.

The market capitalists are more than welcome to restructure their orphan crushing economy into one that rewards the labor that makes capital over do nothing shareholders demanding mooooaaaaar for nothing, but we all know they’d rather civilization collapse, because the peasants having enough to do more than subsist would make them feel less wealthy, and would make their fragile egos cry.