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Comment on Who the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?
SpookySnek@sh.itjust.works 11 months agoI don’t eat it because it’s enjoyable, I eat it because I’ve been laying in bed all day trying to get my depressed ass up and becoming a functioning productive member of society, until I reructantly accept that fact that it will never ever happen and that I am in fact required to ingest some sort of food in order to survive. So I throw a frozen lizza in the oven
Nommer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Spooner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Brother, let me try and help you out.
Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza chees, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.
The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!
AA5B@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or visit the salad bar. You can get a nice container of exactly however much ingredients you want to add to your pizza, already cut up and ready to go
SpookySnek@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Genuinely wholesale advice, thank you <3
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do what @spooner said, but get a loaf of sliced high-fiber bread. (In the US you can even find white bread that’s high-fiber.) That way you can make toast if you’re too depressed to wait for the oven. If you can afford microwaveable turkey or chicken bacon and pre-boiled eggs then you’ll have a reasonably healthy breakfast in just a couple minutes. Add canned fruit (with no sugar added) for dessert.