I’ll do it for 17,000 zucchinis
Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: Tue 09 Jan 2024
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 months ago
I don’t wanna go to work today. ☹️ Is anyone able to go in and impersonate me for a day instead? Can pay in zucchini.
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 months ago
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 months ago
That is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 months ago
This is acceptable
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 months ago
As you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Fabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.
indisin@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Taleya@aussie.zone 9 months ago
I was still following the previous zucchini negotiators and thought this was advising hiring zucchini body doubles, or possibly human body doubles and training them in the ways of zucchini
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Train them? That would take way too long, I was hoping for someone really good at bluffing and bullshit. The type that have absolutely not idea how to do their job but somehow seem to get through the day without anyone noticing.