Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: Tue 09 Jan 2024

RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• indisin@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was still following the previous zucchini negotiators and thought this was advising hiring zucchini body doubles, or possibly human body doubles and training them in the ways of zucchini

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Train them? That would take way too long, I was hoping for someone really good at bluffing and bullshit. The type that have absolutely not idea how to do their job but somehow seem to get through the day without anyone noticing.

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• Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll do it for 17,000 zucchinis

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is a lot of zucchinis. I might need to pay in installments. Would you accept a payment plan of 5 zucchinis a week over the summer period for the next 283 years?

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is acceptable

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      • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As you did not attend at 6am this morning as required under the terms of the contract I have instead instead gone to work and impersonated myself.

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      • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fabulous, consider it a deal. Now I just need you to travel back in time ready to start my shift at 6am.

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