I can’t… my wife loves these places and the few she got me to go to were more than enough for one life. It’s so uncomfortably bad and the more you think about it the harder it is to continue eating it. So gross.

I also wonder what he considers food poisoning. To me if my stomach ain’t right and I got the shits thats enough for me to consider something food related did that and if this really is over 100 places there’s no way he didnt have a bad night at least once even if he wasn’t full blown sick.