Comment on If at a restaurant a guy is choking and I give them the Heimlich and accidentally break a rib while trying to save his life. Can I be sued?
y0kai@anarchist.nexus 6 days ago
eh if they try, just put the food back.
Shoves wad of balled meat down the plaintiff’s throat in court then dusts off hands performatively. “There we go, mistake rectified. We good your honor?”
Case dismissed.
That will be $10,000 in legal fees.
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Shoves wad of balled meat down the plaintiff’s throat in court then dusts off hands performatively. “There we go, mistake rectified. We good your honor?”
y0kai@anarchist.nexus 5 days ago
Case dismissed.
That will be $10,000 in legal fees.