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zoloftt@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Rolled a Bernie on my d20 politics check…
DM: “The DNC busts down the door to the tavern, they demand an immediate donation but they promise they won’t listen. They steal your sword and replace it with sternly written letters”
Player: “But I rolled a Bernie?”
DM: “Yeah, the DNC hates that guy. Rolling one incites their wrath. They can find you in the deepest dungeon across the vastest oceans. They’re basically the nazgul and it’s like you’ve just put on the one ring…”
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 week ago
Player: “I launch a Mamdani campaign!”
DM: “Roll 1 d20”
Player - throws die
DM: " oh … a natural Maduro. You trip getting up from your chair, you are detained by the towns guard and taken to jail.”