Comment on good to know what can kill you in each state
restingOface@quokk.au 5 days agoDeer is just chilling and minding its own business when some dumb motherfucker comes driving 70 mph into it
Comment on good to know what can kill you in each state
restingOface@quokk.au 5 days agoDeer is just chilling and minding its own business when some dumb motherfucker comes driving 70 mph into it
immutable@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I would love this to be the case, I live in Ohio, I love deer they are beautiful and we have a family of them that live in our woods and I love seeing them.
Deer though are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.
One time my mom was driving down a country road with me in the passenger seat. A deer came out of the woods, my mom saw it and stopped, the deer looked at the car and froze. Ok so far nothing crazy, deer just doing deer things. Then the deer runs full speed and at the last moment turns and runs into the side of the completely motionless car ripping the side view mirror off and breaking its own neck.
For as much as I can sympathize with the fact that a deer is an animal that evolved for a completely different environment than the constructed one that humans have pushed them into. Growing up around them you realize that they are beautiful majestic dangerous stupid 200 pounds of muscle and ticks and madness ready to run 30 miles an hour in a random direction if you look at them wrong.