Kids: “So you care about us?”

Conservatives: “Shut up you little kid, you have the duty to take care of your parents even if they’re awful to you, and to learn a lot in school!”

Young adults: “So we can get college degrees?”

Conservatives: “No you stupid idiot, even if you graduate with top grades, you have to go to learn trades instead, our donors have finally automated the job of intellectuals!”

Workers: “So you’re pro-worker? Will the AI mean less work for us?”

Conservatives: “No you lazy idiot, you will have to work like in China’s 996 system, all while we gut the remaining job security under you!”