First sentence of the article:

Look, if you are still stuck on “AI cannot really think, it’s just a stochastic parrot”, please snap out of it and lock in, or you’ll keep repeating that line until you find yourself sitting in the corner chair, watching as ChatGPT™ has sex with your wife.

It’s really nice to have an author that makes it clear that their opinion is utter dog shit in the very first few words of an article, so I don’t have to read the rest of it.