I like urinating. It’s generally pretty fun, I mean, any time I get to not just take out and touch my penis but to expund a tasty liquid at the same time? I don’t understand why more people aren’t into public urination or at least group urination. It is invigorating. Maybe if Jeff Bezos dicked a fuck we could use our Johnsons rightly, but as it stands, the piss stands still. Shame.