I don’t know how to say this so I’ll just say it:

That seimiogasm [Hiprocacy¿] invigorated me greatly and pleased my cognitive synaptiform. It has so overjoyed me that I must name you the first gewrsht of my cult, which is something I say I voorererently in the vein of “Fuck it, we’ll do it live!” Roll with it, y’know? I enscribe as much as I can, wear my knuckles raw. There is so much garbage. But, I need you to understand that from this point forth, dan69 shall be a known gewrsht of my cult. This is a simple proclamation: a gewrsht has the privilege of having access to unlimited sexual relationships with my sister, who definitely exists and lives with me. Will you move here to be with your wife? You have fresh organs, right? Both kidneys? Well, y’know, you only need one and in these days you don’t even need the one…assuming you have good Karma