Here!? This is where you want to rest!? This is the single most dangerous place you could be situated! There are so many other places you could be, Israel, that would be safer and would cause less problems! Why here!?

Israel shouldn’t have to leave! Everyone else should have to leave! They’re the ones who are stupid!

Oh, Israel, you are a handful.

Fr though, they’re there to act as the West’s forward base to advance into the rest of the Middle East, the US’s unsinkable aircraft carrier. If Israel did not exist, the United States would have to invent an Israel, to protect her interests in the region.