My proudest moment was at a partay in the sand dunes down here as a kid about 30 of us. Fashioning a billy from a plastic gatorade bottle. Problem was the stem wasn’t a tight fit and no one knew what to do. Luckily the IGA was near by. So I bought a Bubble O’Bill and used the nose gum to seal it. Holy shit was that the peak of my popularity.

Me and me alone saved that partay. Didn’t get laid though.