it doesn’t say what the people need the money for.

if both of them need the cash to pay the IRS delinquent taxes i’d say the girlfriend takes precedence if you’re in a committed relationship. if the bro needs the money for a righteous cause and the girl needs the money for consumerism, then the bro wins out.

that’s a bad punchline that’s against community spirit. you don’t have to be a communist to help people in need. jesus fucking christ.