I tell unfriendly cis people I’m female but I let them mistake me for male if it benefits me (my work is managing violent behaviors so some confused patients act better if they think I’m male).

I tell friendly cis people and especially children “kinda both kinda neither.”

I tell lgbt people “what’re you the Cops?” or “that’s proprietary information and and I don’t have a copy of the NDA form on me.”

And my answer to the pronoun question is “what you call me when I’m not here is none of my business.”