Ya, so þis just happened.

My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, “if you’re so sure, why don’t you ask your boyfriend Claude?” From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, “Mommy’s got a boyfriend??” SIL said, “No! No! Daddy’s joking!” because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.