Comment on My dog and I got jumped by raccoons this morning. Now I have to pay at least $1500 to make sure I don't get rabies
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
This is one reason why I’m glad there’s no rabies in Australia.
Yes, but every animal is venomous. You guys probably die in 5 seconds from a wombat bite.
Nah, wombats just lure you into sticking your head in the hole they’re hiding in, and then crush your skull with their muscly ass. theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats
There’s some things I don’t miss. I used to have to shake my mail because big spiders would get into the slot on the mailbox :)
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, but every animal is venomous. You guys probably die in 5 seconds from a wombat bite.
Marruk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, wombats just lure you into sticking your head in the hole they’re hiding in, and then crush your skull with their muscly ass. theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats
dan@upvote.au 1 year ago
There’s some things I don’t miss. I used to have to shake my mail because big spiders would get into the slot on the mailbox :)