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fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months agoEveryone should get a colonoscopy whenever it’s offered adorably. You’ll feel weightless after all the colon blow, you get a great nap out of the deal, and the epic farts after feel so amazingly satisfying. As an added minor bonus, it’s good preventative care.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Can I pweeeeeeeeze put a finger in your butt?”
/flutters eyelashes
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Affordability” has gotten so bad in the United States healthcare that autocorrect won’t even let us use it in the same sentence as any procedures!
Some of my laughter from your comment is embarrassment, but it’s mostly because that’s a fucking hilarious thing to imagine the one proctologist I know saying that.