Comment on ‘It is British life’: No 10 vows to stop councils trying to limit standing in pubs
tenebrisnox@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Just shut the pubs. And the night clubs. And the cinemas. And the theatres. It’s about time we all started wearing black and white clothing, covering our heads and restoring the Puritan way of life. Wasn’t the UK a much happier place when we had witch-hunters and ducking stools?
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
You can’t dunk witches in the River anymore. It’s to polluted
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 month ago
They’d burn quicker afterward though.
Guilvareux@feddit.uk 1 month ago
You’re right. It would be unethical.