Comment on ‘It is British life’: No 10 vows to stop councils trying to limit standing in pubs
tenebrisnox@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Just shut the pubs. And the night clubs. And the cinemas. And the theatres. It’s about time we all started wearing black and white clothing, covering our heads and restoring the Puritan way of life. Wasn’t the UK a much happier place when we had witch-hunters and ducking stools?
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
You can’t dunk witches in the River anymore. It’s to polluted
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 months ago
They’d burn quicker afterward though.
Guilvareux@feddit.uk 2 months ago
You’re right. It would be unethical.