It’s like it comes out the same way the spooge comes out, it feels like that. I don’t know what it’s about and I can’t help it. “Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!” Only way louder. As in really shouting it. Uncontrollably. I’m not even thinking it until it comes out and I hear it. “Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!” Only louder than that: “VICTORY—”

—David Foster Wallace, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men