Comment on Save the planet, hold your breath
toast@retrolemmy.com 1 day agoOver the years, I’ve put on a few pounds. The way I figure it, I’m sequestering carbon.
Comment on Save the planet, hold your breath
toast@retrolemmy.com 1 day agoOver the years, I’ve put on a few pounds. The way I figure it, I’m sequestering carbon.
daannii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m always looking for logical reasons to stay plump.
I’m adding this one to my short list.
Easier to float in water. Less likely to drown.
Easier to not die of hypothermia
Hard seats are less hard with tush cush
Animals seem to like plump humans more (maybe they assume we know where the food is).
Lower carbon footprint.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
Deeper footprint