Comment on James Bond should stay white and male, says casting chief

tenebrisnox@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I’m hoping Daniel Craig returns as a cyborg rebuilt from the nanonots in his body. The first scene should be him as a skeleton sailing a speedboat out of the nuclear explosion at the end of the last movie, with the nanobots rebuilding his muscles and flesh drinking a martini. After that the producers can just borrow the idea of the Bloodshot comic character. They could throw in the ability of the nanobots to alter his appearance so multiple actors can play the role in the same movie. Then have flying sharks with golden teeth, a plot by a polar bear with a Russian oligarch’s brain to turn the world into a bee hive and clones of Bonds dead loves brought back to life for him to fight and have sex with (at the same time!) - with the twist that they have radioactive genitals. Amazon, if you’re reading this, I’m available for scriptwriting hire.

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