What’s up with the law of chastity man? You living it?
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Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoI’ll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tf is that shit? I just became a prophet in the Mormon church last week, so you have to forgive me. But, just on the context of name alone, I would say shame in itself is bad and we should not be ruled by it, but likewise, we should not be prideful and develop our willpower and ability to resist temptation in our daily lives. These means there’s a time to build up and a time to tear down. I think we should work hard 5-6 days a week and really fucking party on our sabo-domingo (sabbath). We’re not on Earth for ourselves but for our spiritual development; to be able to last eternity in God’s heaven as it grows exponentially more perfect, or even better, transcend the existence-illusion complex entirely to become one’s own independent phenomenon.
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You passed the test my son Thou shalt needeth to pass a few more tests ya dig. Thy next test…
Art thou payingeth thy parteth of the Lord’s fire insurance?
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bitch I spit fire like a ripe liar in a choir, boiling the type of dire desire I flick from my lungs up out my tongue like a flung pyre hyped on a wire of enthusiastic electrostatic bombastic truth of who made yous play your words that way.
TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.
TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you gotta have goals
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I got top goals, bro
Bucket list:
Take over Mormon Church
Take over the United States
Form “legal” harem
Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize
Learn to juggle
So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.