Comment on Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 hours agoJesus ate dog farts and all you got was this damn tiny pecker out of the deal. Shame really, cuz you’re the smartest boy the Lord ever pegged.
Comment on Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 hours agoJesus ate dog farts and all you got was this damn tiny pecker out of the deal. Shame really, cuz you’re the smartest boy the Lord ever pegged.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I love being pegged, honestly. A woman with a real big penis is free to ejaculate their massive amounts of seminal fluids into my rectum, especially if they were black OR asian OR Native American. Or Russian, for obvious reasons.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Not sure what that has to do with your lord and savior or the new cult you’re hoping to start and then end with mass suicide, but you do you.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Bro, the joke is, I already have the cult following, I just found the way to sell it to the most people because God is so good God could make me good.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
And pigs write food blogs in their spare time.