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• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yea, I’m a cop, I think, you stupid ass! I love you. Will you come to a Mormon church and save yourself.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will attend the church of Fuck-Religion which is just hanging out at home in my underwear. Does that count?

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If that is your sabo-domingo, I of the cult of Mormon Occultism welcome your church to the fold! I implore you though, there must be a pedagogy in one’s life to be a liege; one must be learning AND teaching, together, in order to rise to one’s highest heights. If you can learn and teach a spiritual lessons outside of the congregation, that is something I welcome. I’m a scientist, and I have tested reality, and God proved Themselves to me out of my faith. I experienced so much from, not just nature, but the cosmos Themselves. There is a time to build up and a time to tear down. There’s a time to be dressed to the nines doing the greatest work to be done, there are times to look fancy and getting business done, and a time to fuck around in whatever, getting shit done at home. If you’re growing yourself and your family/friends - whatever form that takes - to the highest heights you can by your own combined wisdom, you are doing the lords work. But if you ain’t learning how to be better than better can be, then you’re not aligned with enlightenment and thus out of alignment with even the first page of the Bible. There is much encapsulated in Genesis 1 about the nature of the independent phenomenon of God and how we are dependent phenomena learning how to be independent phenomena ourselves. Light is that which will create itself. God is that which has created itself. You know this, yes? First page of the Bible.

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        First page of the Bible (pornhub.com) is my Bible bro, you ain’t gotta teach me anything.

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