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• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Better than the nothing I developed for myself in developing myself into something, so let’s go. I’ll sign in blood right now. Dick blood, even!

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No need for that, a pen is just fine.

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    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      B-but…I-I like mutilating my dick for my lord! That’s why I chose Mormonism! They turned me on to God the most!

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I like ya moxie kid, you’ll be going places with that can do attitude! Welcome aboard!

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