That’s cute you mistake my understanding of the English language as a will to live? 😂 I jest

Random untimely demises of today.

You walk outside your house and get hit by a bus lol

You’re at a party with your friends and try some party favours oops it’s fentanyl

Your stomach hurts pretty bad but you’ve been conditioned to shut up and work hard so you don’t go to the miracle that is a modern hospital. It’s been almost a week and it’s really bad you decide to go to the ER. It’s understaffed and over capacity, you pass out in the waiting room they call your name you don’t wake up you succumb to sepsis in the ER waiting room lol

We have fun but today’s standard of living is objectively worse than the previous generations for the first time since anyone’s been keeping track 👉💨