Okay, but at least as the restaurant presents it (which I underatand isn’t necessarily representative), the garlic bread looks fine. So do customers’ pictures of the garlic bread. Out of 1042 reviews on TripAdvisor, it has an average of 4.2, and none of the pictures of food look sloppy.

Even when I see a negative review, it’s like “pizza didn’t have enough flavor and was a bit too oily”. Do I trust Aussies on Phillip Island to have a highly discerning taste for good Italian food? No. Do I expect that the food is generally disgusting and dripping with grease? Also obviously no.