Ooooops, did anyone say STDs? Do what comes naturally, but, you know. Ya might die.
Comment on Just god screwing with us again
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Also creates two sexes so that there can be a complicated method of procreation … makes the act very enjoyable … even makes using the parts by yourself very enjoyable
Bans everyone from doing it or even thinking about it and only allows them to do it to reproduce … watches everyone who even thinks about doing it or acting out on it
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
On the adam and eve thing sex was created to survive in the world of sin. Been ages since I was at that nuns school so Im certain theres a gap in knowledge
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
That’s also hilarious logic … God creates man in his own image … God creates woman because ‘reasons’ and makes the decision to give her an opening that physically compliments his appendage … then places them both in a garden where they are completely unaware of why the anatomy between their legs is so different between the two of them. Tells the two of them not to eat this particular apple … but they eat it anyway, so God throws an epic eternal hissy fit, throws them out of the garden because the apple has caused them to look at their junk and think that they could rub up against one another and he could penetrate her and it would be totally fun for both of them
For a guy who totally created everything in the universe … you’d think he could be able to hit the reset button on all this and just not allow any created person any chance of gaining any kind of knowledge and just let them live out their existence like a beautiful flower or a tree and not disturb anything or anyone
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do unto the but not on your wee or something
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
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