Introducing the iPoo’d! Have you ever wanted to broadcast to your social media presence that you’ve successfully evacuated your bowels? No? Well now you can do just that, with this wifi-enabled button! You can even use the pressure-sensitive button and embedded LLM to express how explosive, painful, slimy, long, or even a false-alarm. And if you pair it to our app, it can include your geolocation; perfect for sharing while on vacations or road-trips. And with the iPoo+ subscription, users can attach the most violent noises they have made in theast 10 minutes upon button press, to really drive home the struggle. A prototype with a front-facing camera for livestreaming is in the works as well, preloaded with TikTok, Instagram, Microsoft Teams, and Zoom.