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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Can’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

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    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

    /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)

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    • SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Truly a big brain move by god

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