Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.

There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.

Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.

As the British so aptly put it: sod off.