That reminded me of a video I watched ages ago. A couple of kids were play wrestling when one got up and screamed, before jumping into the air and double knee bombing the other. Now, with a single knee bomb, you can brace yourself with your free arm and leg to avoid hurting yourself or someone else, but a double knee bomb turns you into a kamikaze projectile with arms behind your back, gripping your feet. No one with any sense would ever, for any reason double knee bomb anything besides a pool.

This fucking kid embeds himself into the other’s stomach and, without the ability to balance or adjust, just continues forward and face-first full scorpions himself before landing back on the other. Both of them just start shrieking. One had a visibly dislocated knee and blood dripped from their nose as they hobbled elsewhere, while the other just rolled into a ball.

Which is to say, kids can be silly little goobers sometimes. But that’s enough about our home movies.