I live in what is considered “regional” Australia

The inbred hicks who think that sharing a name with a coloniser who died a hundred years ago is a flex resent it when they’re shown up as simple, unworldly people

They resent the stereotypes, but they go out of their way to reinforce all of the worst of them

Luckily, they’re not Queenslanders, or Territorians, so it could be worse

I still have say that I live in paradise, but I choose my company